Nobody ever died of ... (Max Beerbohm)

Nobody ever died of laughter.

- Max Beerbohm

Love and stoplights (Sesame Street)

Love and stoplights can be cruel.

- Sesame Street, U.S. children's television show

If we do not maintain Justice ... (Francis Bacon)

If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.

- Francis Bacon

Happiness, George Bernard Shaw

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.

- George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950) an Irish playwright and a co-founder of the London School of Economics

Before you find a handsome prince ... (American Proverb)

You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.

- American Proverb

Organic chemistry is ... (Mike Adams)

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.

- Mike Adams

Not only is there no God, but ... (Woody Allen)

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

- Woody Allen