Food·Dieting, Samuel Johnson

He who does not mind his belly will hardly mind anything else.

- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

Food·Dieting, Groucho Marx

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)

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Time flies like an arrow.

- English Proverb

Food·Dieting, Ernest Hemingway

This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.

- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961), “The Sun Also Rises” in Book 1, Ch. 7

Food·Dieting, Katherine Cebrian

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

- Katherine Cebrian

Advice, English Proverb

One rotten apple spoils the barrel.

- English Proverb

Advice, English Proverb

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

- English Proverb

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Life, Ernestine Ulmer

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.

- Ernestine Ulmer

Food·Dieting, Demetri Martin

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

- Demetri Martin (1973- )

Food·Dieting, Ed Bluestone

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.

- Ed Bluestone

Food·Dieting, Anonymous

Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.

- Anonymous

Food·Dieting, Brian Douglas Wilson

Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you'll suck forever.

- Brian Wilson (1942- )