Entertainment·Television, Nick Mirov

Life is like a movie; since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

- Nick Mirov

Entertainment·Television, Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)

Television is ... (Frank Lloyd Wright)

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

- Frank Lloyd Wright