Advice, Chinese Proverb

吠犬不咬人。

- 中國俗談

A barking dog doesn't bite!

- Chinese Proverb

Friend, Michael Douglas as Gordon Gekko from Wall Street (1987)

If you need a friend get a dog.

- Michael Douglas as Gordon Gekko from Wall Street (1987)

Dog, Marilyn Monroe

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

- Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962)

Dog, Sally Brown

Today for "Show and Tell" I have brought my brother's dog. (watches as Snoopy begins to dance in front of the class) Which may turn out to be the biggest mistake of my life! (13 Sep 73)

- Sally Brown

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_Brown
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Peanuts#Sally_Brown

Animals, Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)

Men·Women, Robert A. Heinlein

¶ Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.

- Robert A. Heinlein (1907-1988) Time enough for love: the lives of Lazarus Long