Beauty, Oscar Wilde

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.

― Oscar Wilde (1854-1900), The Importance of Being Earnest

Love, Jeph Jacques

'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.

- Jeph Jacques (1980- )

Women, Friedrich Nietzsche

Woman was God's second mistake.

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

여성은 신의 두번째 실수입니다.

- 니체

Women, H. L. Mencken

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married, too.

- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)

Beauty, Coco Chanel

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

― Coco Chanel (1883-1971)

Women, Chad A. Gamble

All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.

- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.

- Cher

I married beneath me. All women do.

- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed

When she finally stopped conforming to the conventional picture of femininity she finally began to enjoy being a woman.

- Betty Friedan