Economics, George Bernard Shaw

If all the economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

- George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950)

Economics, Peter F. Drucker

In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.

- Peter F. Drucker (1909-2005)

Economics, Alfred A. Knopf

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.

- Alfred A. Knopf, Sr. (1892-1984)

An economic forecaster is ... (Anonymous)

An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.

- Anonymous