Drinks·Drinking, Richard Braunstein

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.

- Richard Braunstein

Drinks·Drinking, Alphonse Allais

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

- Alphonse Allais (1854-1905)

Drinks·Drinking, F. Scott Fitzgerald

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

- F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896-1940)