TV, Woody Allen as Alvy Singer from Annie Hall (1977)

[In California]
Annie Hall: It's so clean out here.
Alvy Singer: That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows.

- Woody Allen as Alvy Singer from Annie Hall (1977)

Death·Immortality, Woody Allen

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!

- Woody Allen (1935- )

Not only is there no God, but ... (Woody Allen)

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

- Woody Allen

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

- Woody Allen