Husbands·Wives, Al Bundy

Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.

- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show

Husbands·Wives, Anonymous

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

- Anonymous

Every mother generally hopes that ... (Anonymous)

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

- Anonymous

Compromise: (Anonymous)

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

- Anonymous